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This book series features the two superhero wieners as they solve the preposterous problems that plague the citizens. Told by a wry narrator, Twieners tales are all original and always without sex, drugs, and violence. Okay, on occasion, there is some rock ’n roll.
In time, you'll find them all here, and — if we have anything to do about it — also at bookstores near you.
Pumpkin-Eater!
A crazed, gourd-hoarding inventor kidnaps three costumed kittens — dragging the Twieners into the fray. Suddenly, it’s a media feeding frenzy. But not to worry. The pups pull a fast one with a pumpkin, free the kitties and, in the process, turn a bit of history on its ear. 
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More in Store: Other Tales to be Told
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A Brand New Mama Lu
Mama Lu’s missing and Rhonda’s really upset. The Twieners discover what happened to this semi-retired senior as their search leads them to a condo, a diner, and a run-in with their arch enemies, the Petti-Poinkers.
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8 Feet, 4 Women, 2 Dogs, 1 Shoe
Think Sex in the City meets Mother Goose. Then ask yourself, "Why do Punzie, Blanche and Betina want what Cyn threw away?" Learn the answer to this, and other perturbing questions, as our sleuthing superheroes search for the foot that fits that famous … er, clog.
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The Hoofer and the Hounds
A starry-eyed heifer heads for Hollywood, fails horribly, and yearns to go home. So the hounds are Tinseltown bound. But instead of bringing back Bossie, they steer her clear of an ill-willed dish and speed the Cow’s career in a new direction.
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Ollie-O + the Big Top Boyz
The ogre’s heart is broken. Forget about his missing money; Jock stole the big guy's back-up singers and put them to work as a circus act. It’s the Twieners to the rescue — undercover, that is — at the Big Top.
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I Beat the Bunny
It’s been years since their famous race. Today, Bun is obese and Ted is on tour. His tell-all bestseller is the talk of the town. But is it the truth? The bunny begs to differ. So do the Twieners.
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BigDaddy.com: One BAD Bug
Armed and dangerous, an eight-legged con surfs the web for victims. Before this sinister spider can snare others in his virtual lair, the cyber-savvy superheroes must find him. And find him fast.
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Still more stories. (We're workin' on 'em.)
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PigTown
Bamboo Bungalows? Wood Haven Homes? What’s next? PigTown? Yep. The Petti-Poinkers, that greedy trio of sloppy builders, are playing pork barrel politics. The wieners get wind of it, and then the mud slinging really begins.
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The Big Spill
Something horrible happens when soon-to-be-betrothed newscasters, Jake Jackson and Gillian Hill, rendezvous at their "usual" spot. They take an untimely tumble, and it looks as if the pair might have been pushed. The pups get to the bottom of it, with dogged determination.
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Under and Ovum
The townsfolk are gripped in terror. Something has hatched. It's snatching people off the street and pulling them into the sewer. Why? What is it? What does it want? And for goodness sake, how did it get there? The Twieners explore this "unexplained phenomenon" in a thrilling new eggs-file.
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